“Poor people” narrates a low voice as the camera pans over a scene of people in line at the welfare office. “what is their deal? Where do they even come from?” a graphic of the country of France with a question mark superimposed pops up on screen. “We’ve looked everywhere!”
every joke on my dashboard
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-Jim “richwhitelesbian”
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
my mom thinks im a lesbian because i cut the sleeves off my shirts
My dad thinks I’m gay because I have sex with men
(Source: ibbetson)
i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
(Source: lnternetexplorers)
